I think the greatest prostitute of all time was Ms. Pacman. For 25 cents that b*tch would swallow balls until she died.
Indian narrow-headed softshell turtle
(Chitra indica)
also known as the Narrow-headed Softshell Turtle. is a softshell turtle of the family Trionychidae. it is found in major rivers in Pakistan and India. not alot of information is currently known about them. other that they are fairly large and probably act/eat similar to their African/Asian counterparts. according to the IUCN red list they are currently endangered. and are really derpy looking.
Phylogeny
Animalia-Chordata-Sauropsida-Testudines-Cryptodira-Trionychidae-Chitra
this made be weird but i think its the cutest thing
When the Harry Potter movies came to an end:
When Twilight comes to an end:
the only sad part about twilight ending is that it’s also the end of Robs continuous and hilarious hatred for it
(Source: shewhomustnotbenamed, via dinosaur-apocalypse)